So, did you hear about the new amusement ride safety report published today in the journal
Clinical Pediatrics that actually demonstrates scientifically that amusement ride injuries to children under the age of 17 are exceptionally rare? How about the scientific study that shows that amusement ride related injuries to this population dropped by an estimated 50% between 1991 and 2003? Well, surely you must have seen the study, which received institutional review board approval at The Research Institute at Nationwide Children's Hospital, showing that, of those extremely few guests under the age of 17 that are injured on amusement rides, 97.8% are either treated and released or examined and released without treatment? No? You didn't see that either? Yeah ... me neither. But here's what I did see today:
